Issi kashmakash main faraz

Saari raat guzar jati hai issi kashmakash main faraz…
Kay qambal ki lambai kaunsi hai,
Aur chorai kaun si?
Submitted By: Diya Parachi

It takes fifteen trees

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,

Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

chal chaliya masjid de us nukar te

chal chaliya masjid de us nukar te
jithay jutiyan di lambi qataar howe
ek tu chuk le aik mei chuk laan
saadi eidi bari mazaydaar howe ADVANCE EID MUBARIK. . . . .

Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,
Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain…
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

Cow Agai Hai

Cow Agai Hai
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JIS jisne qurbani me hissa lenä hai wo sirf 100 ka bälänce bhej kr booking karwa ly.

so happy happy and happy eid mubarak

kitni mushkil se falak pe aata he nazar eid ka channd
eid k chand ne adaz tumhara seekha

so happy happy and happy eid mubarak

I know its your birthday 2day

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

An anniversary but not wedding

 Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

Sardar Ji

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha

Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat, SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...

What a lovely weekend I enjoyed

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
.
On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There’s no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

"friends" are like balloons

"friends"
are
like
balloons
once u let them go
u cant ever get them
back
dats y i ll tie u
tight tu my heart
u r precious to lose

*FRIENDSHIP* *DIARY*

*FRIENDSHIP*
*DIARY*
name:
date of birth:
best friend:
best teacher:
favorite naat:
favorite dish:
favorite colour:
favorite film:
favorite song:
meri koi achi adat:
meri koi buri adat:
mujh se dosti krne ki wja:

Why do we close our Eyes

Why do we close our Eyes
When we Pray
When we Cry
When we Dream
When we Kiss
Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.
But felt by the heart !
DEFINITELY U !

Last wish of faraz

Faraz ka Aakhari Shair jo us ne Hospital mai 1 nurse ko kaha.. Roz Rehti ho is kafan jaisay libas main Aaj kala jora pa saadi farmaish tay.

pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon

Mai ne kaha k pyar mai kuch bhi kar sakta hon
"Faraz"



Us ne muskra k kaha " humara is dafa bijli ka bill tm dena.

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_/\_oh teri !

ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki trah ho gae hy faraz

Ab tu bijli bhi medicine ki trah ho gae hy FARAZ...

2 ghunta subah nashty se pehle

2 ghunta dopehar khany k bad

Or 2 ghunta raat sonay se pehle

Dua For Naik Students

Aey ALLAH!
Un Tamam Students ko Exam Main Kamyab Farma,
Jinhain Saal Bhar Parhne Ki Fursat Na Mili.

Un Masoom Hathon Ko Himmat Dy,
Jinhon Ne Unlimited sms Packages Ko Kabhi Zaya Nahi Hone Diya.

Khudaya un Aankhon ko Imtehaan Main Roshni Ataa Karna,
Jo T.V or Net Pe Baith k Kamzor Ho Ga Hain,

Un Ghareeb Bachun Bachiyon ki Madad Farma,
Jo Happy Hours Mai Bat Karty Rahy or Parh Nahi Saky.

AAMEEN.

Ye Msg Apny Jesy Naik Logon ko Forward Karen.

SAY NO 2 EXAMS

It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper that we
use 2 write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS

Silence and smile is the best..

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

CHAND RAAT MUBARAK

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.
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Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,

Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.

Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka

Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak
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Here is my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

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( HAPPY )
( EID )
) & (
( Prosperous )
( New Year )

**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

observe your birthday now

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don�t matter much.
These common things aren�t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

Romantic Birthday Greetings

No matter how far or how long,
My love will still be yours,
I will always love you,
For you – I am here,
Whether in spirit, mind, body,
Shall you ever shed a tear,
Your angel will always be near,
Happy Birthday Dear!

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This is my just my little way of saying
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
May be Later I can show you
How I say “I Love You”

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For the one
I love more than myself…

For the one
Who is my life…

For the one
Who has filled me with new passion.

Happy Birthday Sweetheart!

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Happy birthday

some people like
sunday
some people like
monday
But
I like one day,it's your birthday
happy birthday

MANY MORE HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY, DONT MISS ANYONE YOUR LIFE ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF LIFE HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

Meri Eid ka Ta’alluq Teri Deed sey raha hai
na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

Dil Ko Manana aggar Hota Aaasaaan

Dil Ko Manana aggar Hota Aaasaaan
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan

Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

10 Messages 4 you

10 Msgs 4u
1 Hi
2 Hello
3 I miss U
4 HrU?
5 Hope Ur fine
6 Keep smiling
7 Take care
8 God Bles U
9 B happy

10 GOOD NIGHT

Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day

Saying gudnite is not just putting
an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,
I remember u before i go 2 sleep.
Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….
GOOD NIGHT

Tipu Sultan Ki Kursi

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Bagla aik tang per kion sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .

A new sun / day / sms asking u

A new sun
A new day
A new sms
Asking u to
forget all ur
worries
sorrows
& tears
for someone
who wants to
see you happy

Good Morning

Smile and good thoughts in mind

*”Always”*
Welcome A New Day With A
*”Smile”*
On Ur
*”Lips”*&
*”"*”Good”*”"*
*”Thoughts”*
*In Mind*

*GOOD MORNING*

Do you know Tomorrow is Mother Day.

Tomorrow is very important in our life.
Tomorrow is only for that person.
Who sacrifice her life,her happiness
and all her time only for us.
DO u know whats tomorrow.
Tomorrow is mother day.
you must be wished ur mother.
you must say to her I love u mother,
Mom i m incomplete without u.
I m thankful to u for my good up bring.

A mother is the truest friend we have

A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.

Wishing you happy mother’s day

Miss you alot on eid

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

Precious than being together

Sometimes, missing is more precious than being together..!

Because we miss only those people
whom we never want to MISS!

Todays dinner should be lite

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Bachelor or Married again

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

Where the HELL Is LOVE in Taj Mahal ?

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:

1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz’s husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz’s sister.

Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

Adjust or compromise to be with some1

U never get a person oF ur type In this World

u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise

u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..

Deepest feeling while praying

“Deepest” feelings of my heart while praying for you ,

May “ALLAH”

Convert
Ur

Discomforts
To
Comforts,

Ur

Pains
To
Gains,

Ur

Minimum
To
Maximum,

Ur

Losses
To
Profits,

Ur

Tears
To
Smiles,

Ur

Sorrows
To
Pleasures,

Ur

Bad-wishers
To
Well-wishers,

Ur

Debts
To
Credits,

&
Ur

Good Dreams
To
Realities!

And make these
“Everlasting!
(Ameen).

New element added to periodic table

A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

Allah Says, Try to..

Allah Says:-

“Try to Walk on My Way,
I’ll Make all the Ways Easy for you.

Try to Spend your Wealth in My Way,
I ‘ll Open Oceans of Treasure for you.

Try to Leave your Wills for Me,
I ‘ll Make your Desired Destiny for you.

Try to Bear Pain on My Way,
I ‘ll Open the Doors of My Care for you.

Try to Believe in Me,
I ‘ll Make Sincere Friends for you.

Try to Be Mine,
I ‘ll Make Everyone for you !”

What a lovely weekend I enjoyed

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
.
On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There’s no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can’t imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

A friend becomes the best

When does a friend becomes the best in the world ?

When his dialogue,
“I care for u !”
changes into
“I will kill u if u don’t take care of yourself ! ”

So take care of yourself
if u don’t want to be killed by me :P

Symptoms of with best friends

“If you laugh really loud,If you talk spontaneously
and If you don’t care what your face looks like.
You are probably with your best friends”
(John Keats)

sharif itne thy k kabhi qameez

Sharif itne thy K Kabhi Qameez k Button tak nahi Kholay..









"FARAZ".





Magar is be'dard "wapda."ne to

nargas bana diya.:-(

beqarari meri dekh li hai to a

Beqarari meri dekh li hai to ab mera zabt b dekhna FARAZ,
Itna khamosh rahun ga k cheekh uthay ga woh.

bhari mehfil ma ruswa kar diya

Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Ma Ruswa Kar Diya 'FARAZ'!

Seedha Ho K Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi Ha

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Oh Ly Ami Ny Fyr Nai Sitti |\_

Silence and smile is the best..

SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

Eid is 3 meaningful words

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ?
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Birthday defined by a philospher

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling..!

Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen

Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen

Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen

Tum se ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai

Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen

Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain

Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain

Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen.

Eid mubarak from biology student

Cardially.
Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles,
wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium.
Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid
and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves.

In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho :)